Yearly Physical

Went to the doctor for my yearly physical.

The nurse starts with certain basics.

"How much do you weigh?" she asks. "135," I say.
The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.

The nurse asks, "Your height?" "5' 7"," I say.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5' 5".

She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.
"Of course it's high!" I scream, "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"

She put me on Prozac. What a deal.

;-)