Tattoos Tattoos are reverse time machines - with time travel you can send a warning back to your younger self, with tattoos you send a mistake forward to your older self.
Just The Facts
Tattoos theoretically could be thoughtful additions to your appearance. Unfortunately there are thousands of tattoo parlors (many open 24 hours) and people just don't have that many thoughts. So most are stupid.
Tattoos are permanent. Your motivation/blood-alcohol level is not.
Tattoos are now as edgy as a padded watermelon.
Who gets tattoos?
Tattoos are an excellent way to turn a single drunken decision into a lifetime of disfigurement and regret, which normally requires a car.
Tattoos are associated with criminal gangs, the armed forces, and whiny white teenagers desperate for attention. Attempts to get all three to attend a common "Tattoo Conference" have unfortunately failed.
What Your Tattoo Says About You
Before you get a tattoo, there are some important questions to ask:
Have I wanted this for more than five minutes?
Am I, at this particular instant in sidereal time, drunk off my face?
Do the tattoo artist's past works resemble an art class for crash-helmet testers?
I meet the love of my life. I romance them for months, reaching a point where we can communicate our very deepest emotions and feel that we almost share souls (awwww). At this point, can I see myself explaining this tattoo?
(found at: http://www.cracked.com/funny-298-tattoos/)
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2 comments:
Too funny...love that diagram!
Hey! I love my tattoo and I was NOT drunk at the time it was affixed to my skin. I am NOT a gang member nor am I in the military or a whiny white kid looking for attention. AND...If I can figure out where I can put it so that it doesn't show in church or at the temple or in Joe's line of vision, I just might be rebellious enough to get another one. :)
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