ha-ha

A Primary President, a High Councilman, and a Bishop sat on the front row of an airplane flight that, unfortunately, was hijacked. When the highjackers’ demands were refused, they threatened to begin shooting passengers, starting with the first row…

The Primary President promptly asked for one last wish. She wanted to sing her favorite Primary song.

The highjacker said “Yes” then asked the High Councilman and Bishop if they also had a last request…

The High Councilman requested that after the song he be allowed to stand and give the talk he had prepared to give in Sacrament meeting the next Sunday.

The highjacker agreed, then turned to the Bishop. The Bishop motioned for the highjacker to come close, then whispered in his ear, “Please shoot me right after the song….”


(thanks, Mom, for the good laugh this morning!)